dignitea:

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

stability:

fuckinq:

how do i stop liking assholes

maybe stick to vaginal & oral for a little 

phobias:

dick so bomb i can use it as a medieval jousting stick 

phobias:

the fact that some people think in different languages frustrates me

snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

(Source: doglets)

sextpert:

damn girl you must have 67 protons because you a Ho

(Source: sextpert-deactivated20140114)

overdid:

do you ever feel lonely and unwanted even if you are with your friends

assgod:

be fucking thankful if you can kiss the one you love today